rickardokaka:

when your favourite player leaves your favourite team and it’s like

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yoda: dont anaconda my
apatianuncamas:


why he lick me

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

Mindy Kaling on Howard Stern, 9.15.14
(58:50, 1:04:58)

billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

somefagonyourdash:


bruh

caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second